It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.

Last weekend, I was doing my usual cleaning jobs on change-over day, I spotted a new addition to the contents of the Apple Barn.

A fez had miraculously appeared from nowhere !

At first, I assumed that a guest must have left it there as a merry little jape, but then I realised that, of course, the Doctor had made one of his surprise visits !

Do any previous guests recall hearing a wheezing, groaning noise or a sound like the trumpeting of elephants ?

Do they have any recollection of catching a glimpse of a mysterious figure in a brown tweed jacket ?